It's simple! When the trial begins I'm going to come up from behind, kick you to the ground and put the knife to your throat. You act as you would if anyone put a knife to your throat and don't tell anyone that we agreed to this ahead of time! Don't worry, I won't kill you accidentally - I'm a pro at this, you can trust me on that.

You're just going to have to stay like that all trial long. Oh, and I'll make clear that no one is to try and stop me. If there's an accident......

Well lets just say that you should make an effort to make sure no one comes too close ok?!